"BEWARE THE COMING SOLAR STORM!!!!   ... It will take out the electrical grid, destroy satellites, and every piece of chocolate in the world will instantly melt!!!" Everything except the chocolate part is the current ranting of the main stream media. The short answer:  There is no "Massive Solar Storm/Geomagnetic Storm" about to hit earth. ....so then.... why the distraction?   The "Fear Porn"…